Hello Red Sox Nation,

The season is winding down and so is the campaign.  I see from my home in Venezuela that the bullpen of the team is having some trouble.  This is where I come in.

If a drag bunt was needed, than Candidate Remy would be your choice.  If a 3-run home run was needed, than Mr. Horn is your man.  If a political biography was needed, I would say to vote for Doris Kearns Goodwin.  But a closer would be the best choice for Red Sox Nation.

I have acted in the role of set-up man and now closer for the Nashua Pride.  My job is to finish the job that has been started.  Your current president has gotten Red Sox Nation spread all over the country.  I will spread them even farther.  With my popularity and reach through Latin America, I will expand the Nation around the Globe.

Please consider this when voting for president.  I will close out the campaign as I have been doing all season.

Mucho gusto,

El Guapo